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SOLO ERA UNA BROMA, ES AL REVES

Yo también encontré las razones de por qué STAR WARS es mejor que TITANIC:

(no las tradusco porque la mayoría pierde su gracia en español)

Reasons why Star Wars is better than Titanic...

<Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
<Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential.
<Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
<Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
<When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.
<It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
<Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyedamphibians to Admiral.
<Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
<We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.
<Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
<Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.
<Two words: John Williams.
<There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
<Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world"?
<If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.
<Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
<We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated "Luke... I am your father"?
<Han Solo would've missed the darn iceberg!

MAY THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

YO SE PORQUE!!!!!! PORQUE LEO ESTA MUYYYY BUEEEENOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD

Creo que no me entendiste, era al revez!

Y si sí me entendiste, entonces



MAY THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

Titanic es vomitiva comparada con Star Wars.
¡¡¡Sacrílegos, herejes, blasfemos todos los que las comparen son¡¡¡

Darth, no nos vuelvas a asustar de esa forma........

A pero Titanic no era mejor.